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The Cozy Shade Hoodie
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The Cozy Shade Hoodie

The Cozy Shade Hoodie

$103.00 $127.00
ColorBlack
Size

How to Measure the Hoodie

This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

A Length : Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B width: Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.

Size Chart

S - Chest: 38-41" (96.5-104cm) | Length: 27" (68.6cm)

M - Chest: 42-45" (106.7-114.3cm) | Length: 28" (71cm)

L - Chest: 46-49" (116.8-124.5cm) | Length: 29" (73.7cm)

XL - Chest: 50-53" (127-134.6cm) | Length: 30" (76.2cm)

2XL - Chest: 54-57" (137.2-144.8cm) | Length: 31" (78.7cm)

Note: Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Tip: For the best fit, measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

Upload your files

upload your image or your friend's image to get roasted!

Supported formats: PDF, JPG, PNG

Warm on the inside. Cold on the outside.

The only thing warmer than this premium hoodie is the burn your friend will feel when they read the custom roast on their chest. It's the perfect way to deliver a sarcastic compliment or a subtle dig that they'll have to wear all winter. Gifting just got savage.

 
  • Material: 100% Cotton face with a premium fleece blend inside. Cozy, durable, and ready for a lifetime of shade.
  • Fit: Unisex, comfortable fit. Size up for maximum hiding capability.
  • Detail: Front pouch pocket (perfect for hiding your face when you realize how accurate the roast is).
  • Print: High-definition DTG printing.

How it works:

  1. Choose your size and colour → Upload Photo
  2. We Sass It
  3. We Print & Ship

The Rules:

  • We are sassy, not hateful.
  • We do not print hate speech, nudity, or illegal content.
  • By uploading, you confirm you own the rights to the photo.

Production Time: Since your item is custom-made, please allow 2–5 business days for production (fulfillment).

Shipping Options:

  • Standard Shipping (Free): Estimated delivery is 7 – 14 business days after fulfillment.

Returns Policy: Personalized items are non-refundable unless damaged in transit or delivered with the wrong color/size. Please check your size chart carefully before ordering. We cannot refund orders due to low-quality photos provided by you.